Sea Stories -Page five

Player Piano in the Wardroom

by John "Jake" Jacobsen 71-72 

Anyone who lived in San Diego has heard of the Thearle Music Stores.  They sold all sorts of musical instruments and other musical accouterments. Our Commanding Officer, CDR James Thearle was a member of that family. As such he was able to get good deals on various musical instruments.  And he did...a player piano.  He wanted it for the wardroom so that the officers could be entertained while at dinner and other occasions.  

When the piano arrived he learned getting it in the wardroom was not quite as easy as he planned.  It seems that the builders of the good ship Buchanan had not foreseen a player piano in the wardroom.  Thus the WT door leading from the main deck, being standard issue, was not wide enough to allow access into the wardroom.  

As DCA I turned to my ship fitters and asked what to do. They scratched their heads and tried to figure out what to do.  Enter the new Chief Engineering Officer, LT Richard Beal.  He was fresh from a year plus duty in-country Vietnam .  He was an officer who had learned from that experience how to think outside the box...way outside the box.  

Looking over the situation he figured that "if you can't raise the bridge, lower the river."  If the WT door wasn't big enough then take off the whole door section .  As most of you recall the doors are a sectioned part of the bulkhead that are riveted into place where required.  So that is what the ship fitters did.  They unriveted the door section and the piano was moved into to the wardroom.  It took up residence on the aft bulkhead on the port side of the wardroom.  

During various times of the day it was not unusual to hear "My Wild Irish Rose" and other hits of the 20's and 30's coming from the wardroom.  To play the piano you loaded a perforated music paper roll and then pumped the foot treadles to get the piano to play.  I must admit that it was a bit surreal during our times on the Gunline to hear the after mount firing and the piano pumping out a golden hit from the past. 

I transferred off Buchanan in August of 1972 and shortly thereafter Buchanan became part of the "Mod Squad."  Captain Thearle was relieved and first act of the new CO was to have the piano removed.  Or at least that was the story I was told.

Dropped Bullet

by Mark Pfeifer  77-80

 It was during my first WesPac.  I was an STGSN onboard the ole' Buchanan.  I was in somewhat of a funk because I had been promised (as almost all of us had, I suppose) that as an STG (or OS, PN, SM, put your own rating in here) that I wouldn't mess cook.  Well, my turn in the barrel came.  One of my duties was to report to MT 51 Magazine during GQ.  We loaded the elevator which took powders (38#) and bullets (85#) up to the mount.  Following a gunnery shoot, we had to download, working party style, all the unused rounds and powders.  It always came down to someone to man the ladders to pass the powders and bullets down to the man on the next deck down.  Our Magazine captain, BM1 Robertson, had trained us all and impressed upon us that dropping a bullet was one of the worst things we could do, as if the fuse in the nose broke off, no one knew what the fuse time was.  It could go off immediately, within 2 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes, etc.  One of the other men in the magazine was a cook.  I don't remember his name, but he was rather skinny (an understatement if there ever was one) and the best night baker we ever had.

On this particular day, we had just finished a gunnery exercise and were downloading the ammunition.  The night baker had somehow been positioned on the ladder into the magazine.  about halfway through the download, he dropped a bullet, and it hit the deck, breaking the fuse.  BM1 Robertson immediately, before anyone could do much more than think, grabbed the bullet in one hand, the fuse in the other hand, and ascended the vertical ladder, pushing the night baker ahead of him.  We were still in condition Zebra, with the allowance to hpen the scuttles to download the ammo.  BM1 went through the scuttle, to the next vertical ladder, through another scuttle, up two diagonal ladders and scuttles, out three watertight doors and tossed the bullet and fuse over the side, without ever touching either a ladder or door with his hands.  He did all of this in about 2 minutes.  I don't know if he ever received any recognition for what he did (if he did, I never heard of it), but he potentially saved the ship and over half the crew.  He was one of the petty officers who set the bar for me, personally, as to what a true leader was.  

Re-Arming gone Awry

by Anthony S. Leanza  1969 - 71. 

This all started during my ASROC sentry watch, at sea....somewhere off the coast of Viet Nam....as I recall.  I was doing the 8:00 am to 12:00 pm watch that morning...although it may have been the 4:00 am to 8:00 am watch...but the watch I was on is not of any impact to the story. 

We were scheduled to do a re-arming early that morning.  The seas were as rough as I have ever seen them.  The ship was tossing all over.  I went to the bridge to report condition normal, and as I spoke to the Office of the Deck I had to hold on to something to keep from being knocked over.  The OD was an ex-white hat, and you could really talk down to earth to him. I had asked him if they were still going through with this re-arming despite these extremely rough seas, and he said as far as he knew, that yes they were.  I was really amazed personally that they were going to go through with it, with the seas being as rough as they were.  I knew that in the past, anytime the seas were like this, any form of unreps were canceled due to the rough conditions of the seas 

I left the bridge and I returned to the desk, which is located right near the ASROC magazine, right akin to the ASROC deck where the re-arming would take place.  So I had a good overview of all that transpired there.  Not too long after that the re-arming ship came along side, and their lines were sent over and established. They then started to send the pallets of five inch projectiles over. They set the first pallet down on the port side of the ASROC deck.  While this was going, on the ship drastically began to pitch and roll.  Then the second pallet was sent over and placed on the deck along side the first pallet, the ship pitching even more fervently than before.  Then the third pallet was sent over and placed on the deck next to the other two pallets. 

Suddenly the ship took an enormous roll to starboard, which in turn set the three pallets in motion.  All three slid across the deck tread, making a horrendous scrapping noise.  Two of the pallets were stopped on the starboard side, most likely by the stanchion that supports the starboard lifelines, but not before they had injured two men in the course of their slide. Meanwhile a little further down, the third pallet went unchecked, careening right through the starboard life lines, taking a crewman over the side with it into rough seas. 

Someone yelled "man overboard."  Emergency Break-away.....the ship in short order was free of the re-arming ship and made a 180 degree turn back to locate that man in the water.  Fortunately they were able to locate that sailor in the sea, and I say that was great.  It was a miracle that he was even seen in those high caps that day.  Accolades for the man who spotted him.  We then retrieved the man from the water. 

Later on I had heard all three were in the Chief's Quarters awaiting transfer.  I walked past the Chief's Quarters and the door was open.  I saw all three there on the deck.  I believe they were laying on Stokes stretchers.  Later, they were transferred (I believe) to the hospital ship USS Sanctuary, for treatment and evaluation.  This was indeed a re-arming gone awry.

The Zone Inspection

by Mark Pfeifer  77-80

When I was aboard the ole' Puchy Buch (her nickname in the mid to late 70's), we had the normal zone inspections familiar to all old salts. I was a green STG3 at the time. We were at sea, and the sonar supervisor, STG2 John Thompson, had decided that he wasn't up to a zone inspection that day. He advised the rest of the watch to let him know when the inspector came around (our new suppo, never been to sea before, and green as they came). As the suppo was coming down the ladder to sonar control, the word was passed to John. The suppo opened the door, at which time, John hit the switch which turned off the white lights, turning on the battle (RED) lights, and called over the (sonar control only) mc, "Sonar Contact", with range and bearing. The suppo stood there with a blank look on his face, then turned around and walked away. We all had a good laugh. The next morning, during quarters, the XO came to inspect us. Following his inspection, he gave us a well done, then, called us to gather round him. In a conspiratorial voice he advised us that there would be no more sonar contacts during zone inspections. With a hearty laugh and smile, he left, leaving us feeling rather happy that we had a good XO who was a mustanger.

 

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